Well it sure would have solved a lot of my problems if you had. Here I am wondering how to ask you out and get it through that meat-bun-filled head of yours that I meant it and it turns out you were all for it?
If you're not going to ask me, I'm going to ask you. You want to go out on a date?
[ IT REALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN THAT EASY Hakkai knows Goku better than anyone else in this world, please take his advice. As it is, Goku is still confused and not sure how they got here. He doesn't think he's complaining, but he's still confused.]
I guess so, yeah? [ So confused. ] ... Can we get meat buns? [ Since Nia brought them up. ]
...you know, when a girl asks you out, it makes the girl feel a lot better if you're really happy the girl asked you out, not that you have a chance at meat buns. Just -- to let you know, okay?
[ Also he still doesn't really. Get dating. He and Nia hang out and get food all the time already, so what's new? What do you do with a girl you're dating? ]
It's not like we weren't already doing stuff, so... Does this mean I get to kiss you now though?
[ Meat buns are great but he would also accept hiding his head under a pillow for ten minutes at this point. He's not used to being this flustered. He hasn't had a lot of practice. ]
[ How do dates work. He doesn't know how dates work. Should he... pick her up? Should he meet her somewhere? Why did none of the role models in his life ever think to prepare him for this moment? ]
We could... meet up over here? At the shrine, I mean. [ That'll give him time to ask Gojyo for advice. Ugh, no he's being dumb. It's just Nia! ] Then we can go to the other place together!
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[He isn't wrong. Nia is technically someone at Shizuo's temple.]
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[ What's happening he's confused why is she yelling at him? ]
You want me to ask ya out?!
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If you're not going to ask me, I'm going to ask you. You want to go out on a date?
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[ IT REALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN THAT EASY Hakkai knows Goku better than anyone else in this world, please take his advice. As it is, Goku is still confused and not sure how they got here. He doesn't think he's complaining, but he's still confused.]
I guess so, yeah? [ So confused. ] ... Can we get meat buns? [ Since Nia brought them up. ]
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...you know, when a girl asks you out, it makes the girl feel a lot better if you're really happy the girl asked you out, not that you have a chance at meat buns. Just -- to let you know, okay?
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[ Also he still doesn't really. Get dating. He and Nia hang out and get food all the time already, so what's new? What do you do with a girl you're dating? ]
It's not like we weren't already doing stuff, so... Does this mean I get to kiss you now though?
[ That might be kind of exciting. ]
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D-did you want to?!
[Goku might be able to see the red glow from Nia's cheeks from where he is.]
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... I mean, kinda. But I wasn't gonna just try anythin'.
[ He's not a gross pervert. He was raised to be a gentleman, or something, kind of, not really. ]
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[He's the opposite of a pervert for sure. That's almost a bad thing, he seems so innocent sometimes... ]
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For now though, he's kind of just dying of embarrassment here. ]
... So you wanna go get meat buns or somethin'? [ Slightly strangled tone of voice Nia, have pity on him. ]
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Always meat buns with you.
[But she says that so fondly.]
Yeah. Sure, let's do it.
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Right! Yeah. Let's... let's go...
[ Meat buns and kisses someone help ]
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[He's the god, so he can teleport, but he's Goku, so maybe she should go over there instead...]
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We could... meet up over here? At the shrine, I mean. [ That'll give him time to ask Gojyo for advice. Ugh, no he's being dumb. It's just Nia! ] Then we can go to the other place together!
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[Maybe she'll have her composure back after a little walk!]